October 17, 2003

  • Initiation isn't over until October 18th, but thanks to Steve, an off-campus alum, getting caught cheating in law school, the high jinx have sobered up quite a bit.  According to Chelle, he was basically not even attending, one of his accomplished attorney cousins writing all his papers and exams.  What finally caught them was a bizarre stalking incident.   Stephanie, his ex-girlfriend, had been complaining to the cops a long time about his constantly following her, calling and just breathing or hanging up.  No one took her seriously cuz, A-1 rep aside, "he couldn't be in two places at one time."   Well, could.    As fate would have it, he had to go get a flat tire right during a drive-by honkathon in front of her building, and was stuck out there in broad daylight for all to see.   Stephanie grabbed her roommate's video camera and started shooting away.  It was really melodramatic.   She said they got excellent footage of Steve's turning red, giving them dirty looks over his shoulder, and mouthing "Bitch!"  Yeah, so he was expelled, and the cousin got his license suspended.  Way to go.  I guess that explains in part why half the professionals in this country aren't any good or sincere in their cause.   Brett says the Greek Society will probably do an underground investigation of each fraternity.   Bad news with his house already having been reviewed for a poor scholastic average last year.   But wow, a future Ted Bundy nipped in the bud.   That'll sure teach him not to keep screeching around each corner in a perverted trance.