Chelle: "What's with all the Sobe elixir? I didn't know you dug that stuff!"
Me: "Nothing. I just wanted to try it. All the guys drink it in class."
Chelle: "Shit, Tina. That's expensive!"
Me: "I know." If only root beer were green.
Chelle: "Well, save some for me, okay?"
Me: "Don't worry; there's four left."
Chelle: "Where? I don't see any more of that flavor."
Me: "This is the last one. Sorry."
Chelle: "Lemme have a sip of yours, then!"
Me: "No! You have a cold!"
Chelle: "Sip-py!! If you can't share your jus, what kind of a friend are you?"
Me: "Oh, all riiight!"
Chelle: (Quaffs bottle, draining it.) "Ahhh! That really hit the spot. Thanks!" And out the door.
* * *
And just when I was thinking--forget what I was thinking!--a CRISIS touched our humble abode! It was Tuesday Eve, nigh sundown, and the mosquitoes hot and thirsty when a slender blue-veined hand tapped the frame of the front screen door. There stood a pathetic waif of a girl. She had short greasy red curly hair and was totally disheveled, dressed in a ragged cotton shift almost like a nightgown; a stained pillowcase tied to her slender waist held her few possessions.
Was ASHLEIGH around, by any chance?
"Ashleigh?!?" Thea exclaimed incredulously. Turning to Donna, she inquired, "You wouldn't've happened to run into ASHLEIGH these days, hey Donna girl?"
"Nope," said her faithful roommate, braced in the doorway to the hall, where she dangled her feet like an acrobat. "Haven't heard a word from 'er."
"She doesn't live here!" Chelle, lounging with a book on the sofa, yelled. "Whadda ya want?"
Maybe they sounded like a bunch of bitches, but we do live on Sorority Row and we're sick of dealing with Cokie's shit.
"I guess she'll just have to talk to Tina," said Thea, about to walk away and leave the stranger to the others.
Hearing my name, I padded into the living room like a cat smelling dinner cooking. "You rang?"
"Ooo-EEE! See what the wind blow in, baby!" Thea crooned, passing me to go into the bathroom.
What a bum!
It happened that "Cyndria" was one of Wolverine's novitiates. Having hitch-hiked all the way across the country with her boyfriend to celebrate Beltane in style, they needed a place to stay and were referred to Crow Haven, a neo-Pagan commune way out in the sticks near Sun Valley. There lived half a dozen experienced witches and warlocks in a 3-bedroom ranch house with barred, shuttered windows, defended by an electrified cyclone fence and an attack dog big enough to bite your head off. The nearest neighbors lived half a mile down the road and were of the same ilke; the rest of the town hated them and were always calling the police. None of the coven members could so much as walk out to their car at night without fear of harassment. Everybody was afraid the whole place was bugged, so they signaled between houses by flicking the lights or sending noxious smoke. Her guy having chickened out and flown the coop as soon as they spent one night in the bunk room, a dreary converted 2-car garage, Cyndria was left alone to be seduced by the radical group's charms. New members were hard to find--particularly one so young, pretty, and naive, and they were obviously anxious to keep her.
"They had her walk around nude so they could reach down at any time and rub her clit or jolt her with the vibrator! They were always getting her off; it's supposed to make her get attached to them." I repeated smarmily to my roommies our first moment alone after receiving the vagrant's incredible story in confidence.
"Eeewe!" Thea gasped. "Like a little sex slave. And she just, let them do that??"
"Um, hmm. You would too if you were plied with that much dope."
Chelle looked perturbed. "I don't think we should let her hang out, here, Tina." she said, dropping her voice down a notch. "What if she has lice or steals things, or tries to attack us while we're asleep? She sounds really wierd."
"I hear ya," said Donna. "The way she's so wasted and you had to keep reminding her to take a shower, she seems mentally ill."
I never even mentioned how Cyndria had sat on the vanity chair after taking her clothes off and bled all over the seat because she had started her period and hadn't bothered to insert a tampax. When I reentered the bathroom, she appeared to be in a daze. "Why didn't you get up!" I cried.
"I have cramps," she stated lamely.
Then she couldn't brush her teeth because she was "an Indian Princess" and they weren't allowed to do that.
"She's super fucked up!" Chelle reiterated. "Get her outta here!!!"
I felt bad filling in for Ashleigh and acting like Cyndria'd finally wandered into safe and sane territory, only to leave her in the lurch the same as my flippant sister would, but quickly got everybody's point; the girl belonged in the psych ward, or at least the homeless shelter. So we drove her to the county hospital in the middle of the night and stayed with her until she was admitted on a 3-day psychiatric hold. (Cyndria: "Do I get to be put on meds?") The attending psychiatrist declared her gravely disabled and unable to care for herself. It was uber sobering.
"What on earth did those creeps want with her?" the doe-eyed, willowy Thea pondered over morning coffee. "They must've been grooming her for the corn doll or something."
Ritual realness, even human sacrifice? In our confoundment and yen for midsummer madness, we couldn't help but agree.
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